02 April, 2023

EARTHQUAKE VS. GREG VALENTINE

 Before the match, Gene Okerlund is with some of the celebrities in the crowd, who are all having a great time. This segment means we don’t have to watch any entrances.

 Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan are on commentary for this match. Howard Finkel is our ring announcer.

EARTHQUAKE VS. GREG VALENTINE

WWF WrestleMania 7 (24th March 1991)

  They lock up at the bell and Earthquake backs Valentine into the corner. He thinks about breaking clean but instead clotheslines Valentine before picking him up and walking around to hit a powerslam. Earthquake covers but only gets 2, probably because he celebrated early. Valentine is backed into the corner with a headbutt, he’s sent across the ring but moves out of Earthquake’s way. Greg Valentine swings the momentum with a right hand and some chops. Valentine follows with elbows to the top of Earthquake’s head but can’t shift him with the irish whip. Earthquake shows Valentine how it’s done but walks into another bionic elbow. Earthquake is down on one knee as Valentine hammers him with another elbow, but quickly gets back to a vertical base. Greg Valentine keeps peppering Earthquake with strikes, including a running clothesline, Greg Valentine hits an elbow drop from the middle rope and finally takes Earthquake down. Valentine hits a running elbow drop and the suspicious-looking headbutt to the midsection. Greg Valentine sets up the Figure Four, but is distracted by Jimmy Hart’s megaphone. He softens Earthquake’s knee with an elbow drop and goes back to it, but Hart climbs to the apron and draws Valentine’s attention. Earthquake hits Valentine from behind, knocking him down for the jumping elbow drop. Earthquake jumps with excitement and hits the Earthquake Splash for the win.

WINNER: EARTHQUAKE

This was a squash match to build up Earthquake post-Hogan and Greg Valentine was the veteran there to take the fall. It wasn’t a bad match but they simply went through the motions for a few minutes until the finish. [*] 1.5/10

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