Jim Ross and Jerry “The King” Lawler are on commentary for this match.
Stacy Keibler makes her way out, what the hell is her theme tune? She says she’s not here to support Fink, she just doesn’t want Trish Stratus interfering on Lillian’s behalf. Fink gets a creepy line in which even Lawler doesn’t approve of. I didn’t know that level existed. Trish Stratus enters with Garcia, as expected and JR goes over the rules. First one to their underwear loses, winner is Raw’s full-time announcer. Fink welcomes Lillian before saying something about hookers being banned in New York long ago.
HOWARD FINKEL VS.
LILLIAN GARCIA
(Evening Gown/Tuxedo)
WWE Raw (26th August 2002)
Howard Finkel shoves Lillian down to start the match. Lillian Garcia jumps on his back and takes him down, it’s not a headscissors but it’ll do, Fink starts ripping at Lillian’s gown as JR sarcastically talks about him being an athlete. Lillian shoves Fink down and removes the braces as Fink tries to get the microphone. He shoves Garcia into the ropes and says blondes like her should be laying on their back. Jeez, this is really screwing with my childhood. Stacy and Trish get into the ring, they don’t appreciate the comment. Lillian slaps Fink into a slap from Stacy, Trish decapitates him with a clothesline and all three of them strip Howard Finkel down to shit-stained underwear.
WINNER: LILLIAN GARCIA
It was short, the misogynist got his comeuppance and
everyone moved on. That’s all the good I can say about it. The Fink took the
clothesline pretty well, too actually. [DUD] 0/10
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